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Plov
the Uzbek version of a pilaf - a hearty, meaty, sweet-accented plov - is relatively easy to produce in home conditions.
Gargoyle
Feb 9, 20256 min read


Cranberry Maple Glazed Turkey with Gravy
If one lives in the US it is nearly impossible to avoid eating turkey in November. On the fancy artisanal side local birds become...
Gargoyle
Nov 27, 20243 min read


Teriyaki Root (and not so root) Vegetables
A roasted medley of kohlrabi with carrots and beets in home-made teriyaki sauce.
Gargoyle
May 14, 20242 min read


Sauerkraut
Home-made sauerkraut, which is surprisingly easy and almost not dangerous.
Gargoyle
Jan 6, 20244 min read


Cranberry Sauce
A cranberry three-way: a basic stovetop sauce, a less basic boozy baked sauce and a relish.
Gargoyle
Dec 2, 20234 min read


Squash Pizza
Pizza, but using delicata squash in lieu of sauce.
Gargoyle
Nov 16, 20233 min read


Hot Dog Toes
A little seasonal foray into decorative snacks.
Gargoyle
Oct 31, 20233 min read


2 Ingredient Extra Lazy Fudge
The final "will it glow in the dark" attempt, this time with maximally lazy dessert.
Gargoyle
Oct 24, 20234 min read


Peanut Butter Cookies
Another recipe - peanut butter cookies - made harder for science!
Gargoyle
Sep 27, 20233 min read


Teiglach - an Eastern-European Jewish Dessert
An attempt to reconstruct a grandmother's recipe to produce a fiddly, labor-intensive honey-based dessert.
Gargoyle
Sep 19, 20237 min read


Glow Party Beverages
Making your booze glow under UV light.
'Cause those things do best please me
That befal preposterously.
Gargoyle
Sep 12, 20233 min read


Squash Blossoms
Fried flowers: fancy, flavorful, fabulous!
Gargoyle
Sep 8, 20233 min read


Beer bread
If you believe in beers that you don't actually want to drink, you can make a bread of them.
Gargoyle
Aug 30, 20233 min read


Apple Sharlotka
An easy mad-scientist-approved Russian apple cake
Gargoyle
Aug 21, 20233 min read


Kohlrabi Fries and Kohlrabi Apple Slaw
A first encounter with the turnipest of cabbages: the mysterious kohlrabi. It gets slawed and fried.
Gargoyle
Aug 15, 20234 min read


Bazhe Walnut Sauce
A light, tangy garlicky walnut sauce for your main course, almost certainly ghost-free.
Gargoyle
Aug 9, 20234 min read


Greetings, Gentlebeings!
Welcome to the Gourmandizing Gargoyle's lair. Gargoyles greatly enjoy gourmet gastronomy. We are - we admit it - not food professionals. ...
Gargoyle
Aug 9, 20231 min read
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